Like as the weeks make towards the inevitable kickoff,
So does BracketCat's roster countdown hasten to its end.
Each player changing place with one who went before,
In sequent toil does #72 lineman Evan Applegate contend.
Our team is more full of names than early opponent UTSA,
Our men more perfect at the skill positions,
Our defense all as strong, our offense the best;
Reason will the rest of the season to be as good.
When the hurly burly's done,
When the battle's lost and won,
We'll either be 9-4 or 5-7 (Jake Trotter, ESPN).
Ed: With apologies to Shakespeare. Sort of.