It was just a day ago,
We told you things were slow.
But here's BracketCat watching the RPI,
Your hopes, don't get 'em up too high.
The Wildcats are only ranked one-ninety-fo'.
Tyler Lockett, he's scholar-athlete of the year, an All-American.
But the Walter Camp folks, they must be mistaken.
He's only on the second team, a token.
Obviously, the voters fill their ballots drunken.
It's bye bye to you, old Vanier.
With time, our memories of you will disappear.
But now we good ol' fans will be drinkin' our beer
We're just scared of a future unclear.
Just scared of a future unclear.