TRASH TALK: Kentucky

I’m changing up the format of Trash Talk this time around because the Kansas State Wildcats’ Sweet Sixteen opponents, the Kentucky Wildcats, deserve it, particularly their coach, he of multiple vacated Final Fours. Instead of the usual talking points, we’re going to have a caption contest.

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Caption this image from Kentucky’s second-round victory over Buffalo. I’ll start us off with a couple.

“Gubernatorial candidate John Calipari walks offstage after delivering his concession speech to supporters Tuesday night.”

“Defense attorney John Calipari walks out of the Federal courthouse in Lexington, Kentucky, on Friday following his client’s conviction on seven counts of securities and wire fraud. ‘This is just another step in the process,’ Calipari told reporters. ‘I am confident that on appeal, my client will be fully exonerated.’ “