Cornhusker fan demands we all get off his lawn


Let's all feel bad for the poor old people who just can't understand why we can't live our lives the way they did in 1965.

In this epic rant on HuskerMax, a Nebraska fan goes ballistic over all the horrible things we've done to his precious football experience. Things like inventing cell phones, taking debit cards at concession stands, and playing that awful devil music the kids are into these days.