- Banning running as a punishment in athletics? Next up participation certificates for everyone and orange slices.
- Birds don't have teeth, this thing is a mutant.
- Even foodtv doesn't really visit Iowa.
- People say Des Moines exists, but it has never been proven.
- Iowa Caucuses mark the start of all the political ads.
- They ruin the dreams of Cowboys.
- They have not kicked the Iowa Hawkeyes out of the state.
- Natty light.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup, they should be using the corn for important things like cattle feed and distilled consumables.
- Someone in Iowa thought this was a good idea ( source )
Ten Reasons to Hate Iowa (State).
FARMAGEDDON EVE! ! ! Time to pump up the hate against the mutant birds from up north.
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