Can you feel the anticipation? It's so hot and sticky that you might mistake it for a bad case of swamp ass.
I can't think of a better metaphor for what's about to go down on Saturday than what you're about to see. Two opponents, dueling one another in glorious combat. And, at the end of the day, no one will remember who won or lost, but that, ultimately, the game we watch will be about as comfortable on the eyes as Ned Beatty getting violently butt raped in the Georgia wilderness.