Considering that this offseason has made as much sense as this picture, I thought this would be appropriate.
I mean, we declared ourselves free of the tyranny of the English crown on Independence Day, so there's some symbolism in the guy waving a flag attached to a 2x4 while wearing a crown. I think.
Happy 4th of July. Try not to blow your fingers off or die in a freak pontoon boating accident.
Computer generated image of Bob Krause and Jon Wefald's love child