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Where in the World is PJ?

Just to prove to all of you that I'm not dead (or Scott Pioli), I wanted to check in.

It's been several weeks since I last posted anything outside of a game thread, so I wanted to let you all in on a little secret...

I'm working with Dan Hawkins on a new playbook for the Colorado Buffaloes.

Now, before you get all jealous and/or inquisivite, I must let you know that it's a "concept playbook".  Much like "The Wall" was a concept album for Pink Floyd, and "Kilroy Was Here" propelled Dennis DeYoung to the completely unsuccessful solo career everyone predicted after he left Styx, I am working with Dan to revolutionize college football with the power of "grooveadelic funkaliciousness."

Dan came to me shortly after the season ended and asked for my help because, well, truthfully, he stumbled upon BOTC while looking for a website about cats (like most of the people who subscribe to our Twitter feed), and he liked how I knew absolutely nothing about football.  Considering that he doesn't either, he thought we should team together to come up with a playbook that captures the essence of George Clinton, Afrika Bambaataa, and Bootsy Collins.  Me, having nothing better to do with my spare time, said, "Hell.  Yes."

So, I apologize for the lack of content.  Right now, I'm being tasked to create about fifty pages of the playbook from the following video.  I'm not exactly sure how to do that, so any suggestions would be helpful.

See you on the flip side.