You know what farm people like? Lee Greenwood. They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.
On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all. Country singers look like this guy...
Metrosexual Poser...
I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.
Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.
Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)