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You know what farm people like?  Lee Greenwood.  They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.

On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all.  Country singers look like this guy...

 

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Metrosexual Poser...

 

 

I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.

Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.

 

Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)