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Kentucky Basketball Recruiting: Listening In On The NCAA Committee On Infractions
Kentucky coach John Calipari recently put up a post at CoachCal.com entitled, "Coach Cal's Holiday Message On Recruiting." In his message, Coach Cal tries to debunk what he sees as some common myths about college basketball recruiting. However, we know others besides the Big Blue Nation are...
Guest Post: Ron Swanson and the Pyramid of Greatness
Today, we're thrilled to present a submission from our guest poster, Ron Swanson. Take it away, Ron. Hello, my name is Ron Swanson, and you may recognize me as the burly gentleman from the NBC documentary on the Parks Department in the town of Pawnee, Indiana. Most recently, you may have seen me...
College Basketball Texts from Last Month
In the style of Texts From Last Night, we present to you college basketball's texts from last month. Enjoy! 785: dude, where the hell did my facebook account go?1-785: don't ask, tyshawn. don't ask. 859: BACK AT #1. HELL YEAH BIG BLUE WOOOOO.803: lol 859: seriously, man. i'm unhappy.Rest of...
Making College Football Fair - The "Big Kitty" Rules
College football is not fair. I realize that might be some big revelation, an epiphany, to some of you, but college football has to be full of the most lopsided haves and have nots of any major sport anywhere. Go on, think of another sport where a school like Texas, that has all the money in the...
Nick Saban And Mack Brown Meet The Press
Moderator: Thank you all for being here to cover the 2010 BCS Championship Game presented by Citi. No players will be made available in today's opening session. Coach Brown and Coach Saban will each make an opening statement and then we'll take questions. (As the moderator talks, Nick Saban passes...
Robert Griffin... Too hot for the hot tub?
Thank you, Baylor Athletic Department, for this wonderful, wonderful mug shot of Robert Griffin. Now do we not only know about your running ability and capacity to make Baylor relevant, but now we know that you are next in line to host the Godfather of Soul's Celebrity Hot Tub Party: I...
SBNation All-Big 12 Preseason Team, or, How Other Big 12 Bloggers Royally Gypped Keithen Valentine
Over the last few weeks, the other SBN Big 12 bloggers and I have been putting together a preseason all-conference team. Kind of like the traditional media's preseason team, except better. Well, except for my picks. You can find the results from the poll over at The Ralphie Report. Overall it's...
Scouts Cool on Rose Over Dietary Concerns
New York City June 25, 2008 For Immediate Release: NBA scouts now have concerns about another potential No. 1 draft pick. Hot on the heels of the well-documented "character issues" associated with Kansas State's Michael Beasley, scouts are now worried that Derrick Rose's dietary choices may...
Papa Hemingway's "The Prodigal Son Also Rises"
This is the first in a series of guest commentaries from world-renowned authors and statesmen on some of the most memorable moments in Kentucky sports history ... Today: UK 60, UL 58. December 18, 2004. "It wasn't always this way. What began far afield before -- in smaller gyms, in front of...
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