To reassure you that I have not died in the wilderness wherever it is that people go soul searching, I wish to share the insights and trevails of my journey so far:
-I played Blitz: The League on my PS2 thru the entire 33 game campaign. Clayton Wescott, my rookie QB sensation blitzed thru each division season as the leading passer as I led a team down on it's luck from the scrub division to glory.
-I did training for my new job at Hy-Vee. This consisted of learning all about cuts of beef and pork, sanitation and safety, and beef quality. It was rather insulting. Also I did Sexual Harrasment training for roughly the thousandth time(estimated).
-I trolled a soccer fourum for my adopted English Championship League, Derby County FC, with countless K-State Sports youtube clips. Also I called "football", "soccer" like a lot. This was made up for me doing much of the same to our hated rivals, Nottingham Forest fourum where all of my posts were promptly deleted and I was quickly banned when I wrote a gigantic post of roughly a thousand words with just the words "We only had 10 men!" repeated over and over again in reference to our shocking upset last year when our goalie was given the red card in the opening 5 minutes and we still came from behind to win. Come on you Rams, indeed.
-This morning I did a full routine of abs and pushups that made me feel so incredibly stacked. Also I think I would have a hard time lifting anything right now.
Thru it all I realized something important. I still hate most of you with a burning passion, but most particularly jtarkman(who made me feel feelings, which I hate to feel)and Jeremy Sharp who knows why. Also, there's just so much more time for activies!
Remember, I will return to you in your time of Greatest need like King Arthur of old.