Ten Reasons to Hate Iowa (State).

Kevin Jairaj-US PRESSWIRE - Presswire

FARMAGEDDON EVE! ! ! Time to pump up the hate against the mutant birds from up north.

  1. Banning running as a punishment in athletics? Next up participation certificates for everyone and orange slices.
  2. Birds don't have teeth, this thing is a mutant.
  3. Even foodtv doesn't really visit Iowa.
  4. People say Des Moines exists, but it has never been proven.
  5. Iowa Caucuses mark the start of all the political ads.
  6. They ruin the dreams of Cowboys.
  7. They have not kicked the Iowa Hawkeyes out of the state.
  8. Natty light.
  9. High Fructose Corn Syrup, they should be using the corn for important things like cattle feed and distilled consumables.
  10. Someone in Iowa thought this was a good idea ( source )


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