Tewwt
by Jeremy Sharp on Sep 30, 2011 1:18 PM CDT
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There's a whole new dimension to the twitter universe. Spread the word!
tewwt [toot]
noun
1. Digital Technology. a very short, crappy (unpopular), message posted on the Twitter site, or one that is proven to be false.
verb (used with object)
2. Digital Technology. to post a crappy (unpopular) or false message on Twitter: @FakeDanBeebe tewwts something new at least once an hour about conference realignment.
verb (used without object)
3. Digital Technology. to post a crappy(unpopular) or false (message) on Twitter for (people) to read: @FakeDanBeebe tewwted last week.
Origin:
Sept 27, 2011 - 6:28 pm cdt; English
Please be educated as to how to properly use this word. There is nothing worse than someone confusing a tewwt for a tweet or vice versa. The ramifications could be earth shattering (see: conference realignment). One potential thing that could happen by not being able to propely identify a message on Twitter as a tweet or a tewwt is mass hysteria, and nobody wants that. Please do your part to help educate the population about this very important distinction!
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If I tewwt a tweet on this...
will my tweet be considered tewwted?
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi
This can get really confusing
“tewwting a tweet” would be making a crappy or false post about a previous tweet.
“tweeting a tewwt” would be making an accurate post about a previous tewwt (inaccurate post).
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“tewwting a tewwt” would be making a crappy or false post about a previous tewwt. Or a “double tewwt”. I don’t think a double tewwt would ever be like a double negative though. I believe it would continue to always be a tewwt, it would just be compounding the crappiness or falseness of the original post.
All, please check my logic on that, mkay, thanks.
First to identify a TEWWT (so what if it was unintentional)
by Jeremy Sharp on Sep 30, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"tewwting a tewwt"
This could be identified as a T-square (T2).
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Your illustrative sentence on the third definition actually DOES have an object.
/grammarbully
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
derp
It’s actually a much better example sentence now.
Thanks
First to identify a TEWWT (so what if it was unintentional)
by Jeremy Sharp on Sep 30, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
we've created a monster.
"Nor yet in Dell?"
by GTcat on Sep 30, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went on to urban dictionary on Wednesday and submitted tewwt. Haven't gotten a verification email so I don't know if I did it right or if it will be considered.
I think chocopockets or chocapockets also deserves to be defined for the world. Then we need to get tTSTC listed with other prestigious universities.
TEWWT def: a crappy tweet or one that has proven false.
Faculty member tTSTC since 2011. Don't Tread On Me. Roll Tire.
I just went there myself
and it hasn’t been added yet.
What’s the deal?!?
First to identify a TEWWT (so what if it was unintentional)
by Jeremy Sharp on Oct 11, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
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