Farmageddon 3: Farm With a Vengeance
by Panjandrum on Dec 2, 2011 8:23 PM CST
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Look, people, I'll make this short and sweet...
Tomorrow, Kansas State faces Iowa State in a game that may decide whether or not K-State receives a share of the Big 12 title and/or a bid to a BCS bowl game. But that's secondary to what's really at stake tomorrow...
The American way of life.
Yes, as you all know, the annual Kansas State/Iowa State match-up, known by men, women, and children across this great nation as "Farmageddon", is about more than just a football game between a school that loves competing on the gridiron and another school that loves watching nineteen year-old anorexic boys grab at each others balls while wearing dental headgear and spandex. It's about America.
It's about wearing denim on parts of your body that have no business being clothed in it. It's about plaid shirts, big belt buckles, and steel-toed boots. It's about eating fried chicken with members of your family around a table covered in one of those red-and-white checker tablecloths. I mean, goddamnit, it's about tractors, trucks, and men who name female dogs, "Duke".
And, Farmageddon, most of all, is about Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.
Tomorrow, no matter who you root for, remember there are no losers in Farmageddon. There is one winner, and her name is "America". So, remember that tomorrow is really a four hour celebration of this great country of ours, and know that because you sit in that stadium, you're a better person for it.
God Bless Farmageddon, and God Bless America.
Take it away, Lee.
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And here I thought you were dead. Good work Pan!
I am so pumped!
FARMAGEDDON!
"If you don't want to work, become a reporter. That awful power, the public opinion of the nation, was created by a horde of self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditch digging and shoemaking and fetched up journalism on their way to the poorhouse." - Mark Twain
I like to make a grand entrance.
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by Panjandrum on Dec 2, 2011 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I won't be able to participate in the open game threads, unfortunately.
Because I’m going to be at the game. Game of the Century!
VOLLEYCATS BEAT THE NUBS!!!!!!!!!!
We’re off to Hawaii!!!!!
Umm...wow!
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi
Your fucking kidding.
I knew I should have gone up there!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Let them wonder how the F*ck you did it.
Fight till Hell freezes over and then fight them on the ice.
KSU football no longer has the biggest K-State upset this year
Amazing.
by Ahearn Alley on Dec 2, 2011 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, this is pretty epic.
First to identify a TEWWT (so what if it was unintentional)
by Jeremy Sharp on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
The season isn't over yet, for either team.
We shall see.
Would you like some Freys with that?
by ChrisP Wildcat on Dec 3, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Oh dear lord
I’m pretty sure I participated in a grade school musical with that damn song.
And that song was like the final act. The one with all the grades that participated. With coordinated ribbon or flag waving motions.
Oh God. It may even be recorded on VHS somewhere in someone’s basement.
I really can’t be held responsible. I think I was in 3rd grade.
screw this, I should be sleeping anyway.
Your acting like this is an embarrasing thing
Coordinated flag waving motions to Lee “Ffin” Greenwood is never anything but winning.
Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!
I'm with MeatGeek on this one. We need that uploaded to YouTube.
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This was my favorite song when I was like 5
I think I have the single on vinyl. lol
First to identify a TEWWT (so what if it was unintentional)
by Jeremy Sharp on Dec 2, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
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God Bless theeeeeeeee UUUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Itchy n Scratchy on Dec 2, 2011 11:18 PM CST reply actions
I think we need to start an online petition or something to get him to sing this song at Farmageddon.
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Lee F'n Greenwood singing "God Bless the USA" and maybe even "The Star Spangled Banner"...
by TB on Dec 3, 2011 12:22 AM CST up reply actions
Consider me firmly IN
Bobby Hill: What's a meat examination team?
Hank Hill: It's like a debate team, only instead of doing something useless you get to grade the cut and quality of meat!
That's what...he said?
We'll carry the banner high!
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by TB on Dec 3, 2011 1:19 AM CST up reply actions
Also, when the people in this video start singing along, it is one of the most hilarious bits of unintentional comedy I've ever seen.
Would you like some Freys with that?
I like it when the dude grabs the old bald guy's head and starts swaying it with the music.
I’m not 100% sure that the old bald guy is all there, either. I think he took his old, disabled grandpa and started forcibly moving his head around.
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