Considering SECede in white letters on maroon was popular at a store in College Station, Columbia patrons (I'm looking at you Mike Anderson) have brainstormed their own T-Shirt ideas Gold print on Black.

I woke up in the middle of my sleep with these ideas.  Weird.  Wouldn't be offended to see these on signs at the stadium on Saturday.

1.  Front:  Considering we started this B1G mess   Back:  We'll finish it with our SECond choice

2.  Front:  Sloppy SEConds

3.  Front:  Mizzou   Back:  Gettind disSECted in football since 2012

4.  Front:  Mizzou   Back:  We spell 'Suck' with S-E-C

5.  Front:  Break even   Back:  All our extra profit goes to our recruits, err their dads

6.  Front:  Mizzou Football   Back:  We measure our Conference relevancy in SEConds