Damn, that was a great weekend. I knew I would jump KSU in my rankings, but was still surprised to see them at #4. A lot could change this weekend, what with the OU-UT and KSU-MU games. There definitely could be an opening in the top 3 for KSU next week. There is also the likelihood that we drop a bunch.
Well, it's not exactly Hate Week, but we have suspended the Unholly Alliance for this week's game with MU. I am going to petition that the alliance is permanently suspended if Mizzou does the stupid thing and jumps to the SEC. Unless you are just pushing for more permanent changes to the Big 12 (which is a real possibility) then you are being stupid. Sure, you can rationalize to yourself that you are making the decision that is in the best interest of your school and state (you aren't), but please don't come on here and tell me that I have to see things from your point of view. If you leave you have punched another hole into the ship that I have no other choice but to stay on instead of trying to patch it up. You want me to see things from your point of view?
Anyway that rant was just to set up the fact that I am going to be very mean to Missouri in this power ranking. I'm sure they will be soooooo devastated.
1. Oklahoma | 4-0 (1-0)
Another easy win for OU this week, who aside from Florida State hasn't played anyone of importance this year (see what I did there?). I think they will beat Texas, but it always seems like a close game between these two. Even last year (in Norman) it was a close game, and Texas sucked last year.
2. Oklahoma State | 4-0 (1-0)
They have had a bye week to prepare for the nightmare that is KU, so they should be prepared to handle them easily. By "nightmare" I am of course referring to the putrid excuse for a football team that KU will bring into Boone Pickens Stadium. Also, Mizzouri sucks.
3. Texas | 4-0 (1-0)
Not sold on them, but they deserve to be here, and I like to be publicly skeptical of the Cats. They will likely play Oklahoma close but ultimately lose. I think they lose the next week as well.
4. Kansas State | 4-0 (1-0)
I would think Missouri has a good football team, and could cover and beat the Cats this weekend, if they weren't a bunch of wusses. Of course they are leaving the Big 12, they can't keep up with this conference anymore. Also, if you go to the SEC, you will lose every conference game because it is so hard down there. But we are a better conference. Wrap THAT around your head!
5. Baylor | 3-1 (0-1)
Hey, it's OK, you still have a Heisman contender. He only has one interception, that's not that bad. You could be Missouri. You should be able to handle Iowa State this weekend, which is more than the Tigers could hope for.
6. Iowa State | 3-1 (0-1)
Well that sucked. For now, I keep you above TT, but only because of your non-conference schedule. You will probably drop again though after you get pasted by Baylor. Be nice though, and try not to run it up to much when you play Missouri the next week. It is their homecoming.
7. Texas Tech | 4-0 (1-0)
Whoa. You just came back from a 20-0 deficit to beat a Big 12 team on the road? Amazing. Oh, wait, it was Kansas? They're not in the MAC? Huh. Anyway, make a statement this weekend with a big win against... Texas A&M? Do you guys play anybody good?
8. Missouri | 2-2 (0-1)
Bring it, bitches.
YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO DO WELL IN THE SEC!?!? WTF!?!?! WHEN DID I DIE AND WAKE UP IN PRETEND-LAND? GUESS WHAT WE DON'T NEED YOU'RE SORRY ASSES GET THE HELL OUT AND STOP LEACHING OFF OUR AWESOME TV CONTRACT. 8 IS BETTER THAN 9 MORE MONEY FOR ME AND YOU WILL JUST BE LAUGHING STOCK OH WAIT YOU ALREADY ARE! IT REALLY SUCKS FOR YOU THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A 3-GAME SKID I BET! YOURE JUST SCARED OF SNYDERS 14-5 RECORD AGAINST YOU HAHAHA!!!! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN GET INTO THE SEC THE BIG 10 DIDN'T WANT YOU WHY WOULD THE SEC THEY DONT THATS WHY!!!!!! LOL ROFLMAO THAT YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT!!!! IT IS THE MOST MISERABLE STATE IVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SPEEDING THROUGH AS FAST AS I CAN TO GET SOMEWHERE BETTER!!!! I GUESS THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT MISERY HAHA BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE!1!!! HONEY BADGER IS GOING TO EAT YOUR INTESTINES ON SATURDAY AND YOU WILL MOAN IN AGONY!!! OH I ALMOST FORGOT I HOPE YOU LIKING GETTING RAPED BY PIGS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN THE SEC AND I DONT MEAN YOU WILL BE BLOWN OUT BY ARKANSAS I MEAN YOU WILL BE SEXUALLY PENETRATED BY ACTUAL SWINE BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THEY ROLL DOWN SOUTH TRUST ME I KNOW I HAVE FAMILY IN ALABAMA AND ARKANSAS!1!!11!!!
9. Texas A&M | 2-2 (0-1)
You have now blown large half-time leads at home and at a neutral site. Next week, I'm sure you're thinking, "Why don't we do it on the road?" And you will. And you are worse than Missouri.
10. Kansas | 2-2 (0-1)
Yeah, I couldn't bring myself to put you above Missouri, even though they suck. I guess Mizzou might get two conference wins this season. Just keep on believing, the rest of us do.