Caption contest, what's do you think HCBS is saying this week?
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Wrong, Marc St. Felix! Wrong!
Under section 37B of the contract signed by you, it states quite clearly that all scholarship offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy – “I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,” et cetera, et cetera…“Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum,” et cetera, et cetera…“Memo bis punitor delicatum!” It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You let Jaz Reynolds score a touchdown. You failed to bump him at the line of scrimmage and disrupt his route, thereby allowing him to get past you and be wide open for the score, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
Would you like some Freys with that?
by ChrisP Wildcat on Oct 31, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec that shit for the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference.
“I’m now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate”
by williewildcrack on Oct 31, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That's it, no more
werthers hard candy for any of you!
by k-stater86 on Oct 31, 2011 10:07 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Someone's going to have to explain this one to me.
I must have missed a meme somewhere along the way.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Old people always have a werthers original in their pocket
I think they come free with an AARP membership.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Let them wonder how the F*ck you did it.
My great-grand uncle always carried these round butterscotch things.
I thought it was probably something like that, but was afraid that I’d perhaps missed a bigger meme.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
All I know is that both sets of my grandparents kept them around their house.
I don’t know what it is with Werthers and old people.
All I know is that Bill loves nothing more than
kicking his Nike Cortez covered feet up and savoring a nice butterscotch candy.
Dammit, I said FIND THOSE PICTURES COSH HAS OF ME SO I CAN FIRE HIS ASS!
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
by K.S.B. on Oct 31, 2011 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hey, you had my idea before I had my idea!
Hence, the repeat post below. Didn’t read this first.
My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Oct 31, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I told you NOT to eat the free candy!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Let them wonder how the F*ck you did it.
WHO TOLD YOU CAN EAT MY COOKIES!!!!!
by Joshua Wade Windholz on Oct 31, 2011 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
Werthers Original ARE the tears of Baby Jebus!
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Let them wonder how the F*ck you did it.
Damn it! I didn't get enough fiber last night.
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Let them wonder how the F*ck you did it.
No men, we will not STOOPS to their level and play dirty.
#TakeTheCannonOnTheRoad
#TeamPie. Cheesecake is a pie.
by Spider_Monkey on Oct 31, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This tire was not mounted properly!
#TakeTheCannonOnTheRoad
#TeamPie. Cheesecake is a pie.
by Spider_Monkey on Oct 31, 2011 3:42 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
NO Grandma I didn't get the job!...
I’m so mad…I just hate him I hate him I hate him!!!
Time and Time again Cosh loses us the game!
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi
Damnit! My name is Gepetto! Spell it right next time! Take a lap!
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." Mark Twain
NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE ME COOKIES IF YOU PLAY LIKE THAT!!!
And you know how much I love those chocolate chips!!
Alternate Entry
“Why did you let them score??? Now we have to listen to them play that terrible song and watch them ‘wave the wheat’!! WHAT DO THEY EVEN KNOW ABOUT WHEAT?!?!?!?!”
“One of you has GOT to get the negatives of those photos Cosh has of me with the goat!” *
(* See, this is dually clever. As the rest of us know, we are in the digital age and there is no such thing as “destroying the negatives”. But Bill wouldn’t know this…)
My blogs: pakagankarachi.livejournal.com (dormant)
burmahunkalove.livejournal.com (occasional signs of life)
by MrHappyMushroom on Oct 31, 2011 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
"Seriously, I know this is a football game, but check out my sweet-ass yo-yo skills."
Proud Kansas State 2009 Graduate, KMAN City Commission and County Commission Reporter.
EMAW 4 LIFE
Dollar Dollar Bill, y'all!
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