From what I've seen today, this place is too sedate, too happy, and too friendly. Do you guys even know what week it is? Who we play Saturday? That's right. It's hate week. On Saturday, the football team goes into a wretched hive of scum and villainy for the game we all circled at the start of the year.

There's no time to think about Oklahoma or College GameDay at a time like this. Do you think Bill Snyder has said even a single word about OU to his team? He's getting them ready for Kansas, and we fans should be getting ready for Kansas. And although Snyder is too classy to make an effort to do it, we should all want to see the Cats knock the Chickenhawks down in the mud and rub their faces in it.

Now, let the hate commence.

Here's a little ditty I learned while I was in college. It goes to the tune of KU's alma mater.

"High above the stagnant water,
Where the skies are blue,
There's an old abandoned outhouse,
That they call KU.

Alma mater,
Flush the water,
Let the pipes run true,
Thirty thousand WHORES and [Redacted],
Down at old KU

HAWK, SQUAWK, CHICKENHAWK,
FUCK KU"