Well, it's not Duke, but the Dukes will have to suffice for tonight.
That's right — basketball gets under way tonight for your No. 3 Kansas State Wildcats.
At least, just as soon as freakin' ESPNU gives up on this crappy Ball State-Buffalo game. Damn you, Air Parrish — finish Turner's leftovers off already!
P.S. This game probably won't be the walkover most of us are hoping for. JMU has a Texas A&M transfer named Denzel Bowles, who's 6-10 and averaged 20 points, 9.5 rebounds per game last season. And Curtis Kelly apparently didn't dress tonight, so it's on Freddy Asprilla and Wally Judge to contain Bowles.