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MANHATTAN - BlackCats, a witty and devastatingly handsome occasional commenter on fan favorite Bring On The Cats blog, was arrested last night for assault and disorderly conduct. After drinking a gallon of "Strip and go Nakeds" (recipe below) the trail of Husker fans lying on the ground crying for "Maw" led police to Mr. BlackCats' location.
"I made it very clear that I would cup check every Hucker that was impolite or offensive to me or my friends", BlackCats said in his statement. "Wearing red on my campus is offensive and not removing your shirt is impolite".
Half of section 19 and all of section 18 were given ice-packs. Several men were taken to Mercy fearing they had lost their testicles. Doctors confirmed they never had any balls to begin with.
BlackCats was released this morning after appearing in District Court. The judge high-fived BlackCats and sent him on his way with an "Attaboy".
Strip and Go Nakeds
1/2 gallon of vodka or everclear
30 cans Bud Light Lime
2 or 3 frozen lemonade concentrate cans
Combine in 5 gallon water cooler.