Considering that this offseason has made as much sense as this picture, I thought this would be appropriate.

I mean, we declared ourselves free of the tyranny of the English crown on Independence Day, so there's some symbolism in the guy waving a flag attached to a 2x4 while wearing a crown.  I think.

Happy 4th of July.  Try not to blow your fingers off or die in a freak pontoon boating accident.