K-State Slate: 5/5/2009
Click the jump for your daily K-State Wildcats news fix.
Baseball
- Jordan Cruz had a walkoff single in the tenth inning last night to help the Bat Cats dispose of BYU. The thirty-sixth win is a new Kansas State record.
- A comprehensive list of the baseball rankings can be found here. [Ed. note - There are too many rankings. Take the top two and make a computer generated list that no one understands. It works for the other sports.]
Football
- Tim Griffin says that Bill Snyder learned a lot about his team during this last Spring Game.
Fourum
- With the school year winding down, I don't know how many more Fourum entires we'll have. Savor them while they last.
Get off my toilet. I’m going to beat the crap out of you.
Hey, I smoke pot, and it’s opened my eyes to the world and made me a much better human being and put my soul at peace. Thank you.
If you cut a cockroach’s head off, it can live for up to three months. I’ve tried this. Bye.

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Hence the handle...
I always thought there was a sense of irony there that was wildly appropriate.
Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
And here I thought that was not a real word...
just a name created by concatenating the roots of other words.
Pancreas January Drywall Umbrella
Lima Oscar Lima
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Baker Baker Quebec
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
“Have you ever seen anything as boring as that?” Snyder joked with reporters after the scrimmage concluded.
Yes…yes I have: last year’s spring game. In fact, last year’s spring game was a lot worse.
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
These statistics will never be available...
…but I would love to know what percentage of Fourum comments are made while under the influence of [alcohol, weed, other chemical-induced euphoria].
Perhaps BracketCat can give us an idea…
We'll carry the banner high!
Bring On The Cats
by TB on May 5, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
"A team? Who needs a team?" Sincerely...

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
This is a real American...brother.

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
You know...
…if all I saw was the comments, I’d swear this was RMN…
We'll carry the banner high!
Bring On The Cats
BRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
I hope these pictures keep going until
nobody has any clue how that photo ended up on this site….
Introducing the new 2008 Big 12 Football Champions: OU, UT*, TT*, and MU*!
Aye aye

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
Ball game

Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy

Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
I hope I didn't kill the thread with this one.
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
I wanted to add a picture of the Mini-Sirloin Burger commercial
from Jack-in-the-Box. You know, the extremely offensive one with all of the singing little people.
But I couldn’t find a picture, so here’s the video.
Introducing the new 2008 Big 12 Football Champions: OU, UT*, TT*, and MU*!

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