Countdown to Farmageddon: 1 Day

by Panjandrum on Oct 2, 2009 9:15 AM CDT in Humor Comment 3 comments

Over the last few days, we've tried to find ways to embrace the simultaneous absurdity and awesomeness that is "Farmageddon". We've tried to find ways to embrace the "country" in this game, but there's one final piece of the puzzle necessary to display the vibrant and beautiful nature of this gloriously awful football game.

One of the things that "country" people like is shitty hair metal. I don't get it either, but really, they do. If there's one type of music a young mullet sporting, Wrangler wearing young man will listen to as he gets into his jacked up 4x4, it's 80's hair metal.

And there's only one 80's song that captures the dynamic maelstrom where awesome and awful meet at the same level as this game...

Ladies and gentlemen, Farmageddon is this epic. Jesus Christ...it's THIS EPIC!!!

Europe - The Final Countdown (Live) (via richorico)

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God..

let’s just get it over with. Spot on with the metal band and country folk connection. Growing up in a rural community, I had to deal with listening to either Tim McGraw or Jackyl at every party. Fuck, I forgot how much I hated that crap. It seemed like the crappier the music, the more everyone loved it.

by Catfan33 on Oct 2, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Please...

Agricultural heritage: I can get behind that, but I know plenty of hicks in trailers that have absolutely nothing to do with farming. This “embrace” is setting us back in a number of ways. The tag was probably thought up by a squawk.

by rydonmf on Oct 2, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs