Countdown to Farmageddon: 2 Days
by Panjandrum on Oct 1, 2009 9:00 AM CDT
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PrintYou know what farm people like? Lee Greenwood. They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.
On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all. Country singers look like this guy...
Metrosexual Poser...
I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.
Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.
Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)
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Is it bad that this whole Farmageddon thing is actually getting me interested in this game?
What does that say about me?
I was thinking the same thing earlier
I think it’s because Texas (and in my case, Missouri) both have off weeks and are looking for something entertaining that doesn’t involve a drunken Billy Sims running around screaming “BOOMER…SOONER.”
by CPC on Oct 1, 2009 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions
It says you like good entertainment...
or tractor pulls. Either or.
Bring on the Cats
"Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas." -- Jack Donaghy
Country or Western.
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
The KSU band should stick to the Wabash Cannonball in lieu of Wilcat Victory.
Iowa State’s band should pick a country song of their own as well.
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
Nice
Someone should have photoshopped Mangino doing a cannonball instead.
Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!
He'll save that for The Border War
We'll carry the banner high!
Bring On The Cats
by TB on Oct 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured this guy must be a Rock M Nation guy
Awesome.
Love it.
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