Countdown to Farmageddon: 2 Days

by Panjandrum on Oct 1, 2009 9:00 AM CDT in Humor Comment 10 comments

You know what farm people like? Lee Greenwood. They love them's some Lee-fucking-Greenwood.

On the Fourth of July, they like to sit in the back of their pickup trucks, stare at the sky, and sing "Proud to be an American" by a country singer that looks like Kenny Loggins and not like an actual country singer at all. Country singers look like this guy...

Metrosexual Poser...

I believe that this needs to be played along with the national anthem to get the proper levels of patriotism displayed by "country" folk on a daily basis.

Lee. Fucking. Greenwood.

Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA (Live in 1985) (via mikewx2)

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Is it bad that this whole Farmageddon thing is actually getting me interested in this game?

What does that say about me?

by Texas Wahoo on Oct 1, 2009 9:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking the same thing earlier

I think it’s because Texas (and in my case, Missouri) both have off weeks and are looking for something entertaining that doesn’t involve a drunken Billy Sims running around screaming “BOOMER…SOONER.”

by leghumpingjihadkiller on Oct 1, 2009 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It says you like good entertainment...

or tractor pulls. Either or.

Bring on the Cats
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by Panjandrum on Oct 1, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Country or Western.

Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!

by MadCat on Oct 1, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The KSU band should stick to the Wabash Cannonball in lieu of Wilcat Victory.

Iowa State’s band should pick a country song of their own as well.

Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!

by MadCat on Oct 1, 2009 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FARMAGEDDON

by mcboomofdoom on Oct 1, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG

Bullet Bill.

That is hilarious.

by BracketCat on Oct 1, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

Someone should have photoshopped Mangino doing a cannonball instead.

Hail to the Purple, Hail to the White
Wildcat in spirit, Wildcat in fight
Hail Alma Mater from sea to sea
Onward forever, Hail Victory!

by MadCat on Oct 1, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He'll save that for The Border War

We'll carry the banner high!
Bring On The Cats

by TB on Oct 1, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I figured this guy must be a Rock M Nation guy

Awesome.

Love it.

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by mystman995 on Oct 2, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs